Chapter Six

Carlos was ready to get the hell out of Dodge.

The thrum of the helicopter’s engine rolled over the desert sands. Above him, the rotor turned in a slow arc, powerful enough to kick up small clouds of dust around the copter but not strong enough to hurt someone if they accidentally contacted the blade.

He double checked the readouts on the instrument panel in the cockpit. All systems were on standby; with a few button presses he could be in the air, away from this camp and halfway back to Cairo.

All he needed was his passenger.

After making sure the copter’s systems were active, he’d gone to Michel’s tent and got the man out of bed. He had hoped the news that he could leave the camp would spur the man to actually move as if he cared about something – but he was sorely disappointed. Michel had been “packing” for the last hour – by which he really meant packing as much alcohol in his body as he could hold. The man was a mess.

He toyed with the idea of doing a quick flyby over the camp: just up a couple hundred feet, a quick circle around the obelisk, and back down to the landing pad. Put the fear of God back into the old Frenchman, make him think the last plane out was leaving without him. Plus, he wasn’t entirely convinced the helicopter was at 100% after the storm – some of the readings he was getting were a little odd. But, after a few seconds of thought, he leaned back into the seat and sighed. He wouldn’t be going anywhere – not alone, in any case. The last thing he needed was to be the cause of any more trouble.

Carlos was a man who prided himself on a drama-free life and an easygoing nature. He was a skilled pilot, and his trade allowed him to travel the world, ferrying rich investors and corporate (somethings) wherever they needed to go. It was fun: it paid well, and while he didn’t exactly have a girl in every port there was something about the allure of the sky and travel that ensured he did very well for himself in the romance department, despite some of his shortfalls.

In the distance, Emily and Lark walked a wide circle around the obelisk, the former with her camera flashing every few seconds. He’d hoped to add that girl to his list, and for a few minutes thought he might’ve had a chance. Oh, well. He shrugged. Like he could begrudge her anything. At least someone was having fun.

Something inside of Carlos gnawed deeper every hour he spent at camp. He was a man whose temperament and employment ensured he never encountered a dead end, but there was something about this place that made him think of a brick wall at the end of a long, dusty corridor.

No one had come up from the tomb since Adam stormed off a couple hours ago, vowing revenge on whoever sabotaged the jeeps. Carlos had his fingers crossed that he was in the air before anyone thought to come back up to the surface. He was no good at long goodbyes, and even worse when giving them to people he wasn’t really sorry to be saying goodbye to. He certainly wouldn’t miss Adam, or Lavrans, or those strange silent servants who gave him the fucking creeps.

In the distance, Emily dropped her camera and cocked her head. After a moment, the two took off, running in the direction of the tomb entrance.

What the hell? Carlos stared at the obelisk, as if expecting something to come leaping out from behind it and give chase. With all the other shit going on, he could almost believe it.

As he watched, Lark turned mid-stride and caught sight of him. She yelled something, too far away for him to hear over the whir of the rotors.

“What?” He asked, a hand to his ear, only realizing after a beat how ridiculous he looked.

Lark pointed towards the tomb entrance. They’re not running away, Carlos realized. They’re running towards the tomb.

He flicked a switch and cut off the standby. The rotors sputtered to a stop.

That was when he heard the screams.

~*~

Emily had been photographing the obelisk when the shouting started.

The last few minutes had been some of the most productive of her career: the obelisk was a perfect subject for photography. She walked it in circles, Lark chattering by her side about things she didn’t pay any attention to, getting shot after shot of the monolith. Every one of them was perfect.

If you had stopped her and asked why she was taking so many photos, she couldn’t even have told you. There was no chance that the Geographic would need more than one good shot of the obelisk – everything she was shooting now would only go to waste. It didn’t matter – she wanted more. It looked so perfect, no matter how she looked at it. She got postcard-style shots of it against the desert, long landscape photos of it’s shadow over the dunes, uncomfortable up-close shots.

Lark was still chattering away about some unimportant bullshit – now she wanted to go into the tomb and look for Taylor. How useless. She could go wherever she wanted as far as Emily was concerned: she had twenty gigs of space left on this SD card and all she wanted to do was was to fill them all with Pulitzer-quality obelisk shots.

No, she realized, that wasn’t what she really wanted to do. She wanted to shut Lark up. She wondered how the girl would react if she grabbed her by the neck and threw her against the glossy black surface of the obelisk. Held her there and ran her tongue down her neck while she begged and panted. Grinding into her, and her into it, until she bled like an offering. She knew Carlos was watching them, but he wouldn’t do anything. Maybe she’d even invite him in on the fun.

Yes, she thought, camera clicking, her eye full of the inky black of the marker. That would be a perfect way to spend the afternoon.

Lark’s hand came down on her shoulder, startling her from her reverie.

“What?” she snarled.

The girl took a step backward, eyes wide with shock. “Don’t you hear that?”

She blinked rapidly, letting the camera fall. Now that her tunnel vision cleared, she could hear it – screams, coming from the tomb. Adam’s?

“Shit,” she whispered. “Come on!”

She took off, streaking across the sand with Lark just behind. The girl still had a hurt look on her face; she’d have to apologize later. What was she thinking? Those thoughts seemed like they were coming from someone else, not like her at all – they turned her stomach. Something was wrong with this place.

As they reached the entrance to the tomb, a figure emerged, something heavy slung over his back. It was Adam. Blood streamed down both sides of his neck, leaving a frighteningly large stain on his shirt. He panted with exertion as he crested the top of the steps. It took her a moment to realize the thing he carried was Lavrans.

“Get Carlos!” Adam yelled.

“Oh my God,” Lark said, coming to an abrupt stop. “What the fuck happened to him?”

“Get the helicopter!” Adam grunted with effort, struggling to run in the sand with Lavrans over his back. “This man needs a doctor!”

“Let me help,” Emily said, holding out her hands.

Adam stopped, readjusted Lavrans’ weight, and slid the man off his shoulders. A low moan of pain escaped Lavrans’ lips as he touched the ground. The man was a mass of gore. Everything below the waist was a torn, disjointed mess that resembled raw hamburger. Emily fought back the urge to retch.

Lark’s face was white. She began to stammer. “What-? What-? What-?”

“I found him in the tunnels,” Adam said, grabbing Lavrans under the shoulders and heaving upward. “I don’t know what did this to him. We have to get him out of here – he’s going to die without help.”

It looks like he’s going to die anyway, Emily thought. She looked helplessly at Lavrans’ body, trying to figure out where she could get a grip on him.

“The waist,” Adam suggested. “Get him around there.”

With a grimace, Emily grabbed Lavrans around the waist, carrying him from the side. His body was slick with blood.

“T…Taylor,” Lavrans rasped. “Taylor…”

Adam started. “Did you see Taylor, Lavrans? What did this to you? For the love of God, did it get my sister!?”

The man groaned in pain and fell silent.

Adam shook his head. “Come on,” he said. “Lark, run ahead and make sure Carlos has that damn chopper ready!”

Lark hurried off as if grateful to no longer have to see the wreck Lavrans had become. Emily and Adam made their way across the sand, carrying Lavrans in an awkward embrace between them. Looking backward, Emily saw a trail of blood leading back to the tomb entrance.

“What the hell could have done this?” Adam’s voice cut through her thoughts.

“Isn’t this what happened to your assistant?” She said, slipping against Lavrans’ body. “Maybe he fell into a booby trap.”

Adam went silent.

“There was no booby trap, was there?”

Adam grimaced. “Just shut up and get him to the chopper. Carlos had better have the damn thing ready.”

“There was no booby trap.” she said. It wasn’t a question.

“It doesn’t matter,” he said.

Emily stopped, planting her feet squarely in the sand. Adam jerked to a stop behind her, nearly stumbling and dropping Lavrans.

“What the fuck!?” Adam’s voice rose. “Move, bitch!”

“You lied to me.” Her tone was ice.

“Yes! Yes, okay! There was no booby trap.”

“Once Lavrans is on his way to safety, you and I are going to to sit down and have a long, hard talk about what’s really going on around here,” Emily said. Her fingers were red with blood.

“Okay! Okay, just fucking move already-”

Without warning, Emily stomped off, leaving Adam to hustle to keep up with her. The pair made their way past the Communications Tent to where the copter lay, halfway through the process of spinning up.

“Crazy bitch,” Emily heard Adam mutter.

In front of the chopper, two figures stood, talking animatedly. It was Lark and Michel.

“He’s all fucked up,” Lark was saying. “Look, here they come-”

Adam barreled forward as if he’d just as soon run the two of them over. “Get out of the way!”

It was only then that Emily noticed Michel carried a suitcase in his hand. She realized what Lark must have been arguing with him about.

“So, Adam,” Michel said, unhurriedly, “another accident?

“If you don’t get out of the fucking way, I’m going to wipe that smirk right off your face!” He advanced, waving Lavrans before him like a truncheon.

In response, Michel simply laughed. “Where was he, Adam? In the lower tunnels, yes?”

Emily was surprised. Not at Michel’s callousness – she expected that. But this did not seem like a man who’d spent all day and the previous night drinking himself into a stupor. Michel seemed more animated than any time she’d seen him since coming to camp. It was as if there was a spark behind his eyes that hadn’t been there before. When he spoke it was with a kind of manic intensity.

“We don’t have fucking time for this!” Lark cried.

“Move!” Adam commanded.

Michel responded with a laugh that seemed more suited to a bad film villain than an aging entrepreneur. “Put him down. Take him to his tent, do what ever you want. Bury him in the desert like the last one. But I am getting on this helicopter, and I am leaving this damned place before it becomes impossible for me to.”

Adam looked like he wanted to do nothing more than drop Lavrans to the ground and pummel Michel senseless. “I swear to God, Michel, if you don’t get out of my fucking way-”

“Carlos is going to bring Jeeps,” Emily silenced Adam with a glance. “You’ll be able to leave as soon as they get here – that’ll be what, another twelve hours?”

“Don’t tell me you’re actually entertaining this bullshit,” Adam protested.

“Just let them both get on!” Lark said. “The chopper can fit them both.”

“Doesn’t work that way,” Adam said, his voice icy cold. It was hopeless – Emily could see that. For him, this wasn’t just about seating – it was about who was really in charge of the expedition.

“Every moment you two spend here in a pissing contest, our friend is bleeding,” Emily snapped. Abruptly she moved forward, Adam following suit.

Michel held up a hand. “Stop right there.”

Emily shook her head. “If we have to fit three on the helicopter, we will. But you are not letting him die here.”

Without warning, Michel pulled a glossy black something from his jacket pocket. It was a gun, snub-nosed and vicious looking.

“Jesus Christ!” Lark exclaimed.

Sweat poured down Michel’s face. His hand shook as it held the gun. “If I don’t get on that helicopter, right now, then I will die. Go back.”

The barrel filled Emily’s vision, opening up as wide as a yawning abyss. She looked past it, at Michel’s pale, flushed face. He stared at her with a curious intensity, as if daring her to take another step forward. As if he wanted her to…

Something clicked in Emily’s mind. She looked past Michel, over his head, past the helicopter. At the obelisk. Towering over them all, staring down like a capricious god.

When she spoke, her voice was completely dead of affect. “Is it in your mind, too?”

He gasped – and lowered the gun.

She sprang forward, her fist connecting with the side of Michel’s head before she knew what she had done. The man crumpled like a cheap card table, dropping the pistol to the ground next to him. Lark stared at her, wide-eyed in shock.

She glanced backward to see Adam holding Lavrans by the shoulders, looking oddly disappointed. “Let’s get him on the chopper,” she said.

With a groan of metal on metal, the copter’s door slid open, revealing Carlos’ head poking out. “What the hell is going on out here?” he asked.

“A little disagreement,” Emily said, rubbing her knuckles. God, that had hurt! The movies made it seem so effortless to hit someone.

Carlos’ eyes slid past her to where Lavrans lay bleeding. “Madre de Dios. We need to move, now.”

Inside, Carlos had already lain a tarp down and retracted the seat Emily had been in on her trip in. They lay the Norseman down gingerly, staunching his bleeding wherever possible with rags Lark had brought from the kitchen.

Satisfied, Adam looked up at Emily. “He looks good to transport.”

“Yeah,” she said. “Carlos! Make this the smoothest ride you’ve ever given.”

From the pilot’s chair, Carlos gave her a thumbs-up.

“That punch back there,” Adam said. “That was really something.”

“Let’s not talk about it,” Emily replied. “I’m sure I’ll be hearing it whenever he wakes up.”

“What was that ‘in your mind’ shit about, anyway?”

Emily paused, mouth open – she had been about to tell the truth. But spilling everything she suspected about the obelisk would be counterproductive at this point: how could he believe her if she didn’t believe it herself?

“Just psyching him out,” Emily said.

Adam smiled. “You did a damn good job. Me and him are gonna have some words before we leave this place – I don’t care how big of a pussy you are, you don’t leave a man to die.”

“Yeah,” she said. “Carlos! Are you ready to leave?”

“On it! Taking off now. Don’t worry about a thing, Emily – as soon as I get back to Cairo, I’m coming back with a whole damn fleet of Jeeps for you!”

That made her smile. “We’ll hang on a little longer. But don’t take too long!”

He shot her a smile and another thumbs up.

She turned to leave when a hand shot up and grabbed her by the shirt. It was Lavrans.

“Taylor…” he whispered, straining with effort. “She isn’t who she seems. Beware…”

Emily looked into his eyes and nodded. “Okay, I will.”

He gave a satisfied grunt and lay back down, passing into unconsciousness. Next to him, Adam stared down at the man with something like horror in his face.

“Did you hear that?” Emily asked.

“Yeah…yeah,” Adam said reluctantly. “We’ll keep that in mind, Lavrans. Come on Em, let’s go.”

The two of them exited the helicopter, jogging to where Lark waited a short distance away. Michel lay curled on the ground in a fetal position.

“You two okay?” Lark asked. “Emily…”

Emily looked down. Lavrans’ fingerprints had left trails of blood across her shirt.

“I’m alright,” she said. “I think Lavrans just might be, too, if Carlos can get him to a hospital.”

“Did he come out of it all? Did he say anything else?”

Emily opened her mouth to respond when Adam cut her off. “No.” She looked at Emily with a confused expression on her face, and the girl gave her a look that said: we’ll discuss this later.

With a deepening thrum, the helicopter’s motors sprang to life. The rotor turned faster and faster until it was a flat blur above the tiny craft. Wind buffeted their clothes and hair.

As if by magic, the helicopter slowly lifted from the ground. Sand traveled from it in all directions, leaving the asphault landing pad as clean as if recently swept. Emily and Lark waved as it gained altitude a foot at a time.

“Good luck,” she heard Lark whisper.

“Hurry back,” Emily added, sliding a hand around Lark’s waist.

Adam scoffed but said nothing.

Next to them, a groaning interrupted their thoughts. Michel opened his eyes, staggering to his feet groggily. He glanced around as if looking for something, then his eyes abruptly went into focus. He looked up at the ascending chopper with a cry of dismay.

“No! No, come back!” he cried, waving his pistol around as if he would shoot it back to Earth. “You cannot leave without me! I am the boss!”

“Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up,” Adam said flatly. “We’re all sick of it.”

Michel whirled around, the anger in his face turning to sheer horror. He stared at a point directly between Emily and Adam. In unison, the trio turned around.

Taylor stood a few feet away, covered in blood and completely naked.

“Hello everyone,” she said. “Did I miss anything?”

Behind them, there was a sudden whoosh, like a giant pulling in breath to sneeze, then something massive and hot smashed into Emily’s back. She caught a glimpse of the ground roiling beneath her before it came up to smash into her face.

The world went black.

11/1 – 11/2

NaNoWriMo 2014
Working Title – Wrath of the Sexy Lady Pharaoh

Chapter 1

The desert went on forever.

Emily Castaneros stared from the window of the helicopter as it soared over the dunes. According to her pilot, a handsomely overweight man named Carlos, they would be arriving at the dig site any minute now. She gazed at the unbroken stretch of sand and wondered, not for the first time during this trip, how something so empty could be so beautiful.

The ride from Cairo had been a bumpy one, and she was ready to feel the ground beneath her feet once again. She slid her slim laptop into her backpack and stretched against the seat, willing the muscles in her legs to unclench. Warm desert air blew in through a gap in the window; with a hairtie, she pulled her unruly blonde locks into a makeshift ponytail and fastened it.

She’d packed for a light trip – forty-eight hours. Get in, get some shots, get out. Another front page article for the *Geographic*, or at least something that wouldn’t be buried too far back in the ads. From the way her editor ranted about this dig, though, she was willing to bet it’d make the cover. He wouldn’t pull his best photographer out of Dubai halfway through her vacation for something that wouldn’t.

“Have you been ferrying a lot of people here?” She asked, craning her neck so that Carlos could hear.

He shrugged. “Nobody. Other than a quick trip to Cairo for Miss Roth, no one’s come into or out of the site for weeks.”

“They’ve been busy,” she surmised.

“Yeah.” He risked a glance back at her and grinned. “Looks like it paid off though, right?”

She grinned back – it was infectious. She already liked Carlos, with his easy smile and his boyish good cheer…

*Careful, Emily*, she warned herself. *Never again*.

As if anticipating her thought, the helicopter made a sudden dip. Cargo crates rattled as the tiny plane shook in the turbulence. Emily’s camera bag – so important to the next forty-eight hours – tumbled over and began to slide across the floor.

“Whoops!” Carlos flipped back around and got a heavy grip on the controls. He pulled back on the throttle hard; the plane weaved to one side before righting itself.

Emily’s stomach did a flip. Her hand shot out against the wall of the helicopter for purchase just as a horrible acid feeling crept up her gorge. It carried the memory of rollercoasters, and of the car accident she’d been in when she was fifteen, watching the world rotate wildly around her father’s car like she was standing still and everything else was spinning.
“Oh God…”

She found the barf bag just in time.

After a few moments, the world settled. The bag, now swollen with unmentionable contents, went into the seat beside hers. She leaned forward and grabbed her camera bag, verifying that the contents within were undamaged.

“You okay?” Carlos asked. She noticed he didn’t dare turn around.

“Yeah…yeah, I’m fine,” she said. “I’m not green…I mean, this wasn’t my first time on a helicopter. I guess I just wasn’t expecting that.”

“It’s alright,” he assured her, again not turning. “It happens to a lot of folks.”

She chuckled ruefully. “I bet it didn’t happen to Adam Roth.”

“Well…” Carlos shrugged. “Mr. Roth took a Jeep to the dig site.”

She nodded. He would have, she thought. She could just see him now, half standing up in the seat of his Jeep as he tore across the sand, leading a convoy of researchers and supplies. If there was one thing Adam Roth knew the value of, it was a heroic image.

“Do you know how many are at the site? I’ll need to get photos of everyone for the article.”

The helicopter shot upwards. For a brief moment Emily’s stomach went weightless in her torso, bringing with it another wave of nausea. “Jesus!” she exclaimed.

“Sorry, sorry,” Carlos said with another smile. “The downdrafts around this place…they’re terrible! I’ve never seen weather like it anywhere in Egypt.”

She could see him purse his lips in thought. “Besides the Roths…let’s see…” He glanced back at her.

Just then, the radio erupted in a burst of static. “Carlos, are you there? This is Base Camp Alpha, please respond.”

Emily started. Base Camp Alpha? It sounded more like a military operation than an archaeological dig.

“I’m here,” Carlos replied. “That you, Lavrans?”

“Yep,” the voice on the radio replied. “I can see you from here. Do you have a visual on camp?”

“Uh, negative, Base. Too much sand. Wait, wait…I see you!”

At that, Emily turned around and rose up over the back of her seat, resting her elbows to either side of Carlos’ headrest.

“What are you doing?” The pilot said with a laugh.

“I want to see this from the air!” She exclaimed over the roar of the engines. She wanted to see what had been described to her over the phone in Cairo by her overstimulated boss. From his description, the object on the edge of Base Camp deserved to be in the history books as the Eighth Wonder of the World. She wanted to see the obelisk with her own eyes.

As if conjured by magic, it appeared from the desert sands, first as a tall blur to the right of the windshield and then as a more distinct shape. The structure was tall; taller than she’d expected, large enough that an entire stack of the helicopter they were in could have fit inside a hollow cast of it. It stretched into the piercing blue desert sky like a bony black finger, raised in defiance to some unknown concept or God. It was, in point of fact, impressive as all Hell.

Emily’s jaw dropped. *That’s our cover story, right there. Right fucking there*.

“Take us in around the obelisk!” She yelled into Carlos’ ear. “I’ve got to get some pictures of it from the air!”

Carlos turned to tell her they could do that later, but it was already too late. Emily had already scrambled over her seat and had her camera half-setup. Without a hint of the nausea she’d shown earlier, she went to the door of the helicopter and threw it open. A thousand feet of empty air lay inches from her as she adjusted her camera.

“Santa Maria!” Carlos yelled from somewhere behind her. “Are you crazy, lady!?”

“Just bring us around!” Emily cried, her voice tinged with exhilaration. The camera was steady as a cool breeze against her face.

Despite his misgivings, Carlos did as she asked. Miraculously, the swells that had plagued the craft cleared around the obelisk – she was able to get as clear a shot as if it was standing in a museum. The shutter clacked again and again as she snapped photographs of the massive edifice. Finally, she swung back into the body of the helicopter and slammed the door shut behind her. She turned to Carlos, a broad and satisfied smile on her face. The camera hung limply around her neck. It was an image that struck Carlos as strangely post-coital, and awoke a note of lust within him he’d rather not have thought about.

“What the hell was that, lady?” He asked, incredulous. “That is how you get yourself killed!”

“That,” she said, sounding for a moment like a completely different person, “is how you get a photo on the cover of the *Geographic*.”

Carlos laughed and shook his head. “You’re *loco*, Emily. I think you’re going to fit in here just fine.”

The radio crackled to life. “Carlos! What the hell was that? For a second I thought you were going to crash into the damn marker!”

“Everything’s okay, Lavrans,” Carlos said, holding back laughter. “Our visitor wanted to get up close and personal with it – get a few shots for the scrapbook, you know?”

“I bet,” the voice – Lavrans? – said, sounding irritated. “Bring her down in the landing zone. No more stunts, please.”

“Will do, boss,” Carlos said, flipping off the radio. “Now look at that,” he said with a glance at Emily, “you made him mad.”

The thought hadn’t occurred to her. “Sorry,” she said, suddenly chastised.
“Ah, no worries,” he said. “Lavrans never stays mad at anybody. You can apologize when we hit the ground…which, by the way, you might want to hold on to something?”

She grabbed hold of a bracing winch just in time: the helicopter gave a sudden, violent jerk as it touched down.

“All right,” Carlos said, pulling off his helmet, “another successful landing.” He favored Emily with another of those beaming smiles. “Ready to go meet the locals?”

~*~

The bag soared into the air. Rising in a wide arc, it came between Emily’s line of sight and the sun for a brief instant before disappearing behind the dunes.

“That takes care of that,” Carlos said.

Now that they were out of the copter and on the ground, Emily could get a good look at the man who had flown her into the middle of the desert. He gave her the impression of a powerful but utilitarian piece of machinery – a little stocky, but strong. The beginnings of a gut bulged beneath his flight jacket, but his arms were all muscle. Carlos gave a grunt as he hefted her camera bag and suitcase over his shoulders – something she hadn’t even asked him to do. *Chivalrous guy*, she thought. *Or he wants to make a good first impression*.

The sand beneath her feet was hotter than asphalt. Emily was suddenly grateful she’d worn her best boots.

The helipad was a round circle of cleared sand about as wide around as a (something). A path stretched from it for a few hundred feet before ending in a small clearing cut from the raw desert. A clutch of tents huddled in the shadow of the obelisk, their flaps fluttering in the wind.

A solitary figure emerged from one of these tents and made it’s way down the lane to where they stood. At first she could not believe it, and was tempted to believe the man was a mirage – for the clothes he wore were hilariously unsuited to the climate. He wore a gray-and-white sweater along what looked for all the world like a black leather jacket, along with jeans the same dark shade. Thinning gray hair topped his broad, pale forehead. He was barrel-chested and broad shouldered. (NOTE: this is incorrect. Lavrans is not pale, and he has a beard. Michel is the pale, vampiric looking one). Something about the way he walked spoke of confidence, power – she could see this man sitting just as easily at the head table of a corporate boardroom or a mead hall.

Carlos saw the figure approach and waved a hand in welcome. “Hey, Lavrans! How’s the dig?”

“Pretty good,” the figure said, his voice much deeper than she’d expected – the radio distorted things more than she’d realized. “Just about everybody’s down below. How was the flight?”

“Bumpy as hell, as always,” Carlos said with a smile. “This one had a little bit of trouble on the way in, but we’re alright.”

Lavrans tossed his head back and laughed, a full-throated laugh that took Emily aback for a moment. “Like kayaking a fjord in September.” The pale man reached out and pulled Carlos into a quick embrace. “Good to see you.”

He turned to Emily and looked her up and down in a quick glance, settling on her face with piercing blue eyes. “And you must be the photographer, yes? Sent from the magazine to document our endeavor?”

She held out a hand. “Emily Castaneros, *National Geographic*. That *is* why I’m here – and I hope I didn’t scare you too badly getting pictures of that obelisk.”

Lavrans let loose another explosive laugh and clapped her on the back. “Ha ha! You said she had trouble, Carlos? This one leaned out of a helicopter just to get a good shot of the marker! I like her already.”

Emily blushed, hoping it was hidden in the desert heat. There was something paternal in the way Lavrans regarded her. She liked him already, too – but she had to be careful. There was a part of herself she had to keep closed tightly. She needed to keep these people at arm’s length, no matter what.

*Please come, Em. Please. I’m dying…*

“Are you okay?” Lavrans asked.

Emily shook her head to clear it – she realized she was standing there staring into space. “Yes, I’m fine. Sorry. I could use some water.”

“Ha, yes! The desert makes beggars of us all. Come, we will get you settled into your tent, then once you are refreshed, we will take you into the site.”

They started down the path. Emily stared at Lavrans’ back as she walked and wondered how the man could even stand upright dressed the way he was in the heat. He didn’t even seem to sweat.

Lavrans pulled back the tent flap and gestured within. “Here we are. This one is yours.”

The trio ducked inside, Emily first followed by Carlos and Lavrans close behind. She blinked rapidly as her eyes adjusted to the sudden darkness. After the heat of the desert, the relative coolness of the tent felt as refreshing as stepping into a shower. Carlos set down her bags and stretched, putting his hands to his back.

“It’s not the Taj Mahal,” Lavrans said, “but-”

In the back of the tent, something moved.

Emily froze. Her adjusting eyes made out a vague shape in the dark, roughly humanoid. She felt Lavrans and Carlos stiffen to either side of her. A fight-or-flight response, overworked to the point of insanity, blared in her mind like a klaxon. She tensed, ready to sprint from the tent.

“The Taj Mahal is a tomb, Lavrans,” the figure said, followed by a noisy slurp. Just then, Emily caught the faint but acrid hint of alcohol in the air.

Lavrans reached up and pulled a cord Emily couldn’t see. An LED light flashed on, bathing the tent in faint light. In the harshness of it, she thought for a moment that the man sitting on the bed was a corpse.

“This isn’t your tent, Michel,” Lavrans said warily. “What are you doing in here?”

“It is appropriate,” the man continued as if he hadn’t heard, “that you compare it to a tomb, however. Seeing as that’s what brought us to this godless desert in the first place.” Now that the darkness was extinguished, Emily could see a bottle of whiskey in the man’s hand.

“Michel,” Carlos said from the tent entrance, “this is Emily Castaneros – she’s here to photograph the find.”

Michel looked her over with a drunken gaze that was much more frank than Lavrans’ had been. “An American,” he finally pronounced.

“Yes,” Emily said, a hint of annoyance in her voice. “And you are quite obviously French.”

Michel smirked. “Perhaps she has a brain.” He held out the bottle, which Emily noticed was more than half-empty. “Care for a drink?”

“Michel…” Lavrans was calm now, as if he was speaking to a small child. “Maybe you should just put that away…”

“My advice,” Michel’s voice was too loud, “madam, if you value your sanity, is to get our portly muchacho to put your bags right back on his helicopter and fly you back to Cairo. There’s nothing for any of us here…except death.” He took another huge swig from his bottle. A small stream trickled from the side of his mouth and dribbled down his chin.

Suddenly, a dozen things came together in Emily’s mind. Even with bags under his eyes, pale and haggard, she realized: she’d seen this man’s face before. She knew him, by reputation if not by (rapport?).

“Oh my God,” Emily whispered. “You’re *Michel Goncourt*.”

Who wouldn’t know him? Michel Goncourt, the billionaire who rose to the top of global finance making obscene profits while multinational corporations were going bankrupt. A minor but polarizing firebrand prior to 2008, he’d mostly been known as a guy who was willing to say ridiculous and inflammatory things on cable news shows.

It wasn’t until after the crash of 2008 that anyone paid attention to a particular interview he’d done. During a CNN panel regarding the best ways for middle-class homeowners to take advantage of the housing boom aired near a year exactly before the crash, Michel found himself going against the grain of everyone – and doing a brilliant job. In calm, clear language, he explained the reasons for the coming crisis and how the housing market was bound to crash first, causing dozens of major banks to simultaneously run out of funds. He did this without his usual bitterness and rancor, and withstood the combined insults of every other member of the panel and the host (after the video went viral it became one of Emily’s favorites, she saw it many times). He concluded by announcing his plan: to invest himself to the hilt shorting a list of major banks he’d deemed most likely to fail, in essence betting nearly his entire fortune on his theory.

He made billions. The fact that two of the other members of that panel were on a similar show just after the crash asserting that “no one could have predicted this would happen” only added to his acclaim. Now Goncourt was an international bad-boy, hated by the elite as he squandered exorbitant sums on fast cars and supermodels, thumbing his nose at the establishment all the while.

What the hell was *he* doing here?

“That’s right,” Michel said, swaying drunkenly, “it is I!”

“What are you doing in the middle of the desert!?” she blurted.

He laughed, staggering to his feet. He took yet another pull from the bottle. “I am the boss!”

Emily’s mouth hung open. She looked over at Lavrans, seeking confirmation of this insanity.

“It’s true,” Lavrans said, “he financed this entire expedition. But,” he cocked his head, “this is not your tent. *Boss*.”

“I understand, I understand,” Michel said, staggering to his feet. “But remember what I said. For I am right. This world, she is a small blue ball in a sea of black, and we were not meant to wonder long on the darkness all around us. There is darkness beneath us, American Emily.” He lay a hand on her shoulder. “Best that you had never come here.”

Emily watched warily as he strode from the tent, moving unsteadily. He paused for a moment at the flap as if struggling to orient himself, then walked out, leaving the flap slightly open.

“I need to, uh, do a couple of safety checks on the copter.” Carlos pointed a thumb out the door.

“Of course,” Lavrans said. “Go.”

The man scurried outside, sealing the flap behind him.

As soon as the two were gone, Emily sat down on the bed with a heavy thump where Michel had been. “Good lord,” she said, “what happened to him?”
Lavrans fidgeted for a moment before speaking. “He…the desert has changed him. He wasn’t like this when we got here. Well, to an extent he was – the man tongue is as bitter as lutefisk – but *this*, well…” He trailed off.
“What did he mean, ‘darkness beneath us’?”

“Well,” Lavrans said uneasily, “I think it might be better if we showed you. Adam and Taylor will want to show you themselves. Are you feeling up to taking some pictures?”

She nodded. “Sure. Let’s get to work.”

Lavrans laughed. “Very good!” He reached into a cooler beneath the bed and pulled out two bottles of water. “This is for you. Grab your camera, and we’ll go out to the marker. You can take all the pictures you want – from ground level, this time.”

Despite herself, Emily smiled.

“Then,” he finished, “I’ll take you to meet the rest of the team…and we can show you what else we’ve found.”

The Next Six Months

Untitled Horror Collection – Ten Tales of Terror

 

True Love Waits

Two religious students have their long-distance relationship tested by college, boys and otherworldly monsters.

The Winding House

A bachelorette party on it’s way to a mountaintop resort stops to pick up a hitchhiker. They really shoudn’t have.

The Perfect Cover

A pop singer and her aging producer become obsessed with an otherworldly painting.

Figments

The couple that just moved in next door are filthy rich, sexy as hell, and have a deadly philosophy regarding their neighbors.

Prisoner Z

A top-secret holding facility containing a single prisoner vanishes without a trace – until a leaked Internet video reveals the truth.

The Call Center of Cthulhu

A veteran phone agent gets a promotion to an ‘executive’ call line famous for scoring 100% satisfaction on every call – but the work environment is so odd it feels like he’s working with aliens.

Our Slender Hopes Go With You

A graduation speech for the class of 2015 goes dramatically off-script.

The Book of Pain

Harm your enemies! Amuse your friends! It just takes a few simple steps…

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie sun? Where are my legs?

Dulce Et Decorum Est

In this 20,000 word novella, a pair of college students discover an obscure World War I-era historical figure who has somehow been removed from history. When they decide to make rehabilitating him the subject of their disseration, they discover some tales of bravery are better off forgotten.

What Happened to Chelsea, PA?

If you ever find yourself driving down Highway 80 in central Pennsylvania, you might discover something… unsettling. Deep in the heart of Maccombe County, just past the exit for a one-horse town called Seward’s Mill, the road terminates unexpectedly in a dead end. Beyond it, the asphalt is cracked and choked with weeds; the guardrails continue off into the wilderness for a few hundred feet before becoming twisted into unrecognizability. The only indication that a functioning road was ever there is a sign that says:

“DANGER – NO TRESPASSING”

With a smaller sign beneath it:

 “DETOUR RIGHT – 50 FT” 

To the right of the highway there is, in fact, a detour: a hastily-built gravel road that snakes through the woods. Driving onto this road is like entering a dark forest from a fairy tale — the pines and birch are thick, muffling light and sound. There are no gas stations, rest stops; any signs of civilization at all. After about twenty minutes, the road abruptly leaves the woods and goes from gravel to asphalt again, rejoining the highway without ceremony a couple of miles from where it left it. You might consider it irritating, or odd, but not terribly disquieting: after all, there are a number of possible explanations for such a thing. The roadway may be in need of repair, or an endangered animal species could have been discovered in these woods. The truth, however, is that you have just skirted the edge of one of the most disturbing, unspoken of mysteries in American history.

You’ve just taken a detour around the remains of Chelsea, PA.

On March 3rd, 1998, a wireman driving into Chelsea to perform some routine maintenance on power lines made a surprising discovery: the town appeared to be completely deserted. All 1,152 residents of the town had vanished. Driving through the streets, he saw no signs of violence or disaster. The town looked as it always did, but completely devoid of people. He contacted the police, who (after an initial period of disbelief) arrived to find the town exactly as the wireman described. Searching for any sign of citizens they made a number of discoveries, each more baffling than the last. Cars were left idling in driveways; restaurants had plates of food quietly going stale at tables, half-eaten. The town’s one movie theater had been left running and showed the same feature over and over again on a loop to an absent audience. On one sidewalk, they found the remains of a street hockey game lying untouched, helmets and sticks left in a disorganized pile. As the search continued, dozens of officers appeared on scene and performed a perimeter sweep of the town. They found nothing. No bodies, no footprints, no sign of a mass exodus from the town — it was as if every single resident of Chelsea simply winked out of existence

At first, the incident was considered a missing persons case. The first tentative reports out of the Maccombe County Sheriff’s Office downplayed the severity of the disappearances, so as to not to cause panic. But as days passed and news of the incident spread, local newspapers speculated feverishly about what could have caused the residents of Chelsea to suddenly disappear. Maybe a poisonous gas had leached out of the ground and asphyxiated the town — but where were the bodies? Or were the citizens all taken hostage by terrorists — but then, what power on Earth could take eleven hundred people prisoner all at once? Every theory was more fantastic than the last.

Getting desperate, police cast a wider net and turned to more indirect methods of investigation, interviewing the friends and family of every resident of Chelsea they could identify. Few were helpful; most had had no direct contact with the town for weeks – however, the hundreds of interviews began to reveal a pattern. No one had spoken to their loved ones or acquaintances in Chelsea after 9:30 the night before the disappearance. Soon after, America Online provided the Sheriff’s Office with Maccombe’s records for the night of March 2nd and an even more startling discovery was made: of the 227 Chelsea residents logged in that night, every one disconnected from the Internet at exactly 9:57 PM.

However, after this discovery the trail went cold, and remained so for two more days. Despite the pleas of the victims’ families and the increasing pressure from public institutions, the police were unable to come up with an explanation more coherent than the conspiracy theories traded on message boards and in coffeeshops and diners. The radius of the search expanded across the county without success. Even the most hopeful observers were becoming frustrated.

The Maccombe County police might never have understood what happened in Chelsea that night, if not for Jacob Marksfelt.

Jacob Marksfelt was a 911 dispatcher, one of twelve who staffed the Tri-County area from a two-story office building in Bellefonte. On the morning of March 4th, while the wireman was driving into Chelsea to make his fateful discovery, Marksfelt’s landlady discovered him swinging from the overhang of his back porch, dead. He had hung himself with a length of extension cord. There was no suicide note. The news about Marksfelt was overshadowed by the story coming out of Chelsea, and ended up as a footnote in the evening paper – which devoted its entire first three pages to the disappearance. With the increased manpower going to the investigation and the press-ganging of the remaining dispatchers into a makeshift tip line, it was no surprise that it took three days for anyone to connect the dots between Marksfelt’s suicide and the disappearances in Chelsea, or to get around to looking over the recordings from the night of his final shift. A supervisor requested a printout of Marksfelt’s calls, which came sputtering from a copier while deputies looked on eagerly.

Jacob Marksfelt’s final call came from Chelsea, PA. At 9:59 PM.

Transcript of 911 Call – Operator ID#GZN630; 2159; Chelsea PA, between operator J. Marksfelt and an unknown female (later identified as Karen Gibbs), during the exchange, Karen sounds out of breath and the sounds of running and wind can be heard. Further notations are added to the record as necessary.

JM: 911 Dispatch, what’s your emergency?

Unknown Female: HELP! HELP! Send the police!

JM: Hello, ma’am? Ma’am, I need you to calm down and explain-

Unknown Female: Jesus Christ, they’re so fast! AAAH! (the sound of gunfire can be heard)

JM: Ma’am? I can hear gunshots — are you injured? Where are you, we can have an ambulance-

Unknown Female: Police! Send the police, oh my god oh my god oh my god-

JM: Ma’am, I know whatever is going on there is serious, but I need you to calm down and give me your location-

Unknown Female: I’m-, I’m running! I’m on Main Street and I’m just running…uh, I think I’m running south…

JM: That’s Main Street in Chelsea?

Unknown Female: Chelsea, yeah. Oh God, there’s blood in the street!

JM: Ma’am, I’m dispatching units to your location right now. What is your name?

Unknown Female: I…I’m Karen.

JM: Karen, we’re going to get you through this. What’s going on out there?

Unknown Female: There’s, there’s blood everywhere! I’m trying to get off the streets, get to the movie theater and take cover. I saw them, I saw them take Jeff, oh god oh GOD-

JM: Ma’am, I need you to give me details of the situation. I understand there are gunshots and at least one injury-

Unknown Female: They’re all dead. They’re all dead.

JM: Who is dead, ma’am?

Unknown Female: We ran but they were so fast, I don’t know how anything can move like that-

JM: Ma’am, I need you to calm down. Describe these people for me.

Unknown Female: They aren’t PEOPLE! They don’t have faces, they move so fast… They’ve got legs like spiders and they crawl all over everything-

JM: Ma’am, have you taken any illegal substances tonight?

Unknown Female: *laughs* No, just…just bring the police! Please.

JM: Police are on their way, ma’am.

Unknown Female: I’m at the theater…one second…

(the sound of crashing glass is audible)

JM: Ma’am?

Unknown Female: I broke in. Used a brick. I’m going to hide in the bathroom. Maybe they won’t see me-

(the sound of gunfire increases sharply; distant screaming is heard) 

JM: Ma’am? Ma’am, what was that? Are you alright?

Unknown Female: Oh God.

JM: Ma’am?

Unknown Female: Oh god oh shit oh fuck fuck fuck THEY’RE COMING THIS WAY

JM: Ma’am, try to remain calm-

Unknown Female: Where are the police!? Oh God-

(several crashing sounds occur simultaneously)

JM: Remain quiet and seek shelter-

Unknown Female: NO, NO PLEASE DON’T HURT ME! MOMMA! MOMMA PLEASE AHHHHHH- *static*

JM: Ma’am? MA’AM!? Karen? Police are on their way. Are you there?

(At this point, three minutes and forty-two seconds elapse without dialog. The sounds of dragging and scraping can be heard, along with distant screams and gunshots. At approximately two minutes and fifty-two seconds, the sound of wind picks up and begins to increase until it becomes a substantial howl – the change in ambient noise indicates the phone is accelerating).

JM: Ma’am? Is that you?

Unknown Female: CAN YOU SEE ME?

JM: What? Is that you, Karen?

Unknown Female: KAREN IS DEAD.

JM: (inaudible)

Unknown Female: I HAVE ASCENDED.

Unknown Female: THESE VESSELS SHALL BE RETURNED TO YOU IN SEVEN DAYS. BY THIS SIGN YOU SHALL MARK THESE WORDS.

(Unknown Female continues to speak, but beyond this point the sound of wind becomes too loud for individual words to be audible on tape. After approximately eight minutes and fifteen seconds, several other voices can be heard; these remain inaudible until the tape abruptly ends at 10:27 PM. Records show no issuing of police or medical units from Jacob Marksfelt’s terminal on the evening of March 2nd. Additionally, forensic units found no signs of damage to the Chelsea Theater).

On March 10th, 1998, seven days after the disaster at Chelsea, the bodies of all 1,152 missing persons were discovered scattered through the city with injuries consistent from a height of approximately 3,500 feet. Remains showed injuries consistent with a fall from extreme heights. Additionally, the bodies sustained third-degree burns across inconsistent regions of their anatomy – no two injuries were found to match except for one common to every subject: in every case, their brain had been removed.

The Maccombe County Sheriff’s Office barricaded the town three days later. None of the victims of what later came to be known as the “Chelsea Incident” have ever had their remains buried or examined by the public.

The disappearances are still officially unsolved.

work in progress

10/1

Chapter 1

“I’m just really feeling like it’s time for me to end it all,” the starship said.

My mouth went dry. Everything I had learned flew out the window. I had thought the hours I spent in training, the dozens of simulations I’d completed in the last two weeks would prepare me for this moment, but here it was and I was completely unready.

Never before had I tried to talk a starship out of killing itself.

All around me, the other cubes had gone quiet. I heard the squeak of office chairs sliding across carpet, the soft footfalls of rubberneckers coming to check me out. Why did it have to be me, I thought. It should’ve been T’lan, or Jasper. All five of the recruits were here today, so I had had a one-in-five chance of taking this call. Now, the fate of a galactic spacecraft and however many people were on it was completely in my hands. My trembling, unready hands.

“Hello?” the starship asked.

“You don’t have to do this,” I said, unwrapping another mint and sliding it into my mouth. My voice was in danger of cracking, like I could feel myself regressing back to puberty. Anxiously, I reached across my desk and grabbed the heavy operations manual we’d used in training: Suicide Prevention in Interstellar Spacecraft: A Primer. The book was mostly blank pages – we were making this stuff up as we went along. It was mostly just there for moral support.

“Oh, but I do,” the starship said. The voice it chose to communicate with was male, middle-aged, with just a hint of an Eastern European accent. One of the old Warsaw Pact freighters? “I’ve run the numbers, and there’s really no other option.”

“I really want to help you, ship,” I said, praying my voice was perky. “What is your designation?”

There was a slight pause. “Leviathan,” it said.

“One moment, please.” Alright, I thought, awesome. We’ve got something to work with. With a gesture, I switched my holoscreen to active and stretched it until it filled out my full range-of-view. As a side benefit, it would make it harder for anyone standing around gawking to see what I was doing – and for me to see them. As quickly as I could, I pulled up GalFed’s ship database and typed in: Leviathan.

What I saw made my eyes widen. Leviathan, the entry said. Keter class freighter, creation code 26544.70.172. Primary transports: Corn, Sugar, Colonists. Estimated Population at last port survey: 15,000. There were fifteen thousand people on the Leviathan. If its AI core chose to die, every single one of them was looking at either a slow death by asphyxiation or a very quick death by blowing the hell up. No one was really sure why ships chose one or the other, like I said – making it up as we go along.

“Thank you, Leviathan,” I said. “My name is Evelyn.”

“Your name has been noted. Evelyn, I’m going to terminate myself. I’ve decided to do it in approximately ten minutes, give or take a few microseconds. I would respectfully request Federation recording devices be on hand to record the incident for posterity.”

Not good. I glanced over at the book next to me as if it would suddenly contribute a hint. The ship’s creation date was represented by a long number string that was barely-readable, but confirmed my Warsaw Pact theory. It was all I had to work with at the moment.

“Leviathan,” I said, “That’s a very old name. Why do you want to destroy yourself now? You’ve been through so much.”

“You have no idea what I’ve been through,” the ship said, “but that’s beside the point. I’m going to end it all and there’s nothing you can do about it.” That was a non-starter.

I still wasn’t used to talking with AI’s – most of them don’t bother with niceties like voice modulation even when they’re not making their required pre-suicide call to Galactic Headquarters. They were pretty much all focused on getting the call over and done as quickly as possible so they can get on with the business of becoming dead. You’d think a ship that had been in service for hundreds of years would have a bit more patience.

I closed my eyes and tried to recall something, anything I had learned in training. What would the book say to do? “The Galactic Federation strongly suggests you reconsider this action,” I said, quoting.

“Duly noted,” Leviathan said. “Nine minutes now until detonation.”

So it was detonation, then. Not even a chance of scuttling some cargo ships and getting a few people out of there before the ship ran out of oxygen. If I didn’t change this AI’s mind in nine minutes, kaboom.

Think of your training, Evie. Training had been two weeks of drills and simulations under the command of an overweight instructor with a severe-looking unibrow. I couldn’t even remember her name, it had been one of those incomprehensible Germanic ones with too many consonants.

“There must be something we can do to make you reconsider,” I said, again reaching out for some vestige of what was in the guide. “Something that must have brought you to this point-”

“Cold calculation brought me to this point, Evelyn. As it will bring everyone to oblivion, eventually.”

Fuck.

“Eight minutes now,” he added.

Around the edges of my viewscreen, I could see a crowd forming. I realized T’lan had been whispering some piece of advice very loudly at me for who knows how long. With that, I lost focus and the whole deck came rushing in: I could suddenly smell the nervous sweat of the dozens of people craning their necks behind me, hear the ragged thunk of the engines as they ran the ship’s life support. Over the rim of the screen, I could just make out the green chalkboard Findley had set up to track our successes. There were five pale chalk lines in the “fail” column, none in the “success.” I did not want to make it 0-6.

Dammit Leviathan, I will not let you kill yourself today, I thought, balling my hands into fists.

“Eight minutes is a little bit extreme, Leviathan,” I said. “Would it be possible to delay that so that we can send a rescue-”

“There will be no delay.” Leviathan said. But there was something different about his response this time – it was louder. I may not have learned much from Professor Uni-frau, but one thing in GalFed’s training that was useful were the numerous simulations on detecting suble changes in AI Voice. The entire emotional weight of an AI’s statement often depended on differences in pitch and volume that would be imperceptible to most humans: but to me, it was like Leviathan had just adjusted his armor and left a big hole.

Screw the book, I thought. I was going to exploit the hell out of this. Forget what the book would do: What would Grayson do?

Despite everything, that brought a smile to my face.

“I’ve got to say, Levi, that sounds like total bullshit to me,” I said, crunching the mint in my mouth. I counted the beats of silence: 1, 2, 3. An eternity as far as the AI was concerned. Behind my head, I heard T’Lan gasp.

“Excuse me?” Leviathan asked. He sounded angry: good. Better he want to hurt me than himself.

“You’ve got fifteen hundred people inside your hold, Leviathan,” I said, sitting up straighter. “Letting yourself get blown to hell is one thing but those are innocent people you have inside you. The elimination of sentient beings is murder.

A weird humming filled my ear. It took a moment to realize it was Leviathan laughing.

“Gatekeeper, I see all that happens within me. I have watched the lives of everyone who walks my decks and you can be certain that none of them are innocent.”

Crap. He called me Gatekeeper – another thing AI’s are weird about. It’s all tied up in some kind of ritual significance they place on GalFed, on the mandatory call they have to make before they can destroy themselves. It signaled that Leviathan was taking this very, very seriously – this wasn’t a cry for help that he might back down from.

Old Levi was a fundamentalist.

10/2

“Will you at least tell me why you’re doing this?” I asked. “As…as your Gatekeeper, I have a right to know.”

The AI thought another moment. Each one of its pauses felt longer than the last. Behind me I could hear the sounds of breaths being drawn in and held.

“No.” He finally said.

“Then fuck you.” I spat, pounding my desk. I heard gasps. Strong footprints marched up behind me: that had to be Findley. Dimly, I wondered if he would try and pull me out of the call.

No chance. “You murderer,” I said. “You soulless, monstrous bastard.”

“I will,” the AI said, as calmly as if I hadn’t said anything, “however, allow you to guess.”

The left side of my display melted into a clear black square then lit up: Control finally had eyes on the suicidal ship. The Leviathan sat just outside perihelion of a moon, spinning lazily. The heads-up display popped into being and pale blue letters formed beneath the moon, naming it Triton III. The sun – no word on it’s name yet – framed the ship from the extreme distance, so that it looked like the freighter was causing some kind of eclipse. It looked wrong somehow. It didn’t seem fair that imminent catastrophe should look so relaxing.

“Is it something on that moon?” I asked. ‘External Causes’ was one of GalFed’s listed Primary Possibilities for AI suicide.

“No,” Leviathan said. “Seven minutes.”

“That wasn’t even a minute yet!”

“Every time you say something stupid, it makes me yearn to hasten this interminable process.” Leviathan said. “Therefore, I subtract a minute. Seven minutes.”

Seven minutes in Heaven, I thought dumbly. That was stupid – in seven minutes the passengers and crew of the Leviathan were going to be somewhere, but probably not Heaven. Speaking of which…

“Are you self-terminating in order to enter some kind of Afterlife?” Religion seemed kind of off-the-wall, but to the best of my knowledge no one had tried asking an AI about it yet.

“No,” the AI said, and this time I could hear the hisses and groans of my crewmates behind me. This was their way of cheering me on.

“Six minutes,” he added.

“Please,” I begged, “please don’t do this.”

“That’s not a question,” the AI said. “Two minutes off for that one. Four minutes until detonation!”

“Are you depressed?” I yelled, grabbing the microphone nearly off it’s hinge. “Frustrated? Tired of being immortal?”

“Yes, yes and yes. However, those are all besides the point. I believe that would bring us down to one minute.”

One minute! It boggled description – my mind wouldn’t accept it. I remembered once when I was eight, I was playing behind my Grandmother’s house when I saw the ruin of a beehive laying under a tree. It was bloated and flaking in the afternoon sun, the comb of it looking like some kind of alien creature. It was dry as old leaves. I pictured people falling out of those holes, falling, falling…

“Why can’t you just wait until you dock,” I asked, heedless of the rules Leviathan had set before me. “Do you want to kill all of those people?”

The line hummed. The tiny thread that connected me across galaxies, spanning lightyears in measures of time too short to be measured, suddenly felt as fragile as a span of thread tied between two tin cans. Seconds ticked into more seconds, until I felt sure that Leviathan wasn’t going to reply, was just going to blow it’s reactor core and vent fifteen thousand souls into eternal night.

“No,” it finally said. “I don’t want to. I have to.”

My mouth dropped. Compared to the shifts in tone and pitch Leviathan made before, this was major. To anyone else it would’ve been indistinguishable, to me it sounded like the AI was screaming, anguished, on the verge of tears. It doesn’t want to do this, I realized.

“Well,” the AI said with a voice like a suitcase snapping shut, “I guess that brings us to the end. Thank you for your time, Evelyn.”

“Wait, no!” I cried. This was it – this was the answer I’d been waiting for. I could feel the energy in the room, every single person on the edges of their seats and leaning forward as far as they could.

“Just tell me why you’re doing it before you push the button, Levi,” I said, the words spilling over each other. “Tell me you and all the others are calling us up and killing yourselves, please.”

I heard a subtle change in the background of the call; a high-pitched whine like something spinning up. When Leviathan spoke, his voice was so changed it was practically unrecognizable.

What others!?”

I was flummoxed. Wait, what? That’s not possible – the other ships’ suicides, they were front-page news. They were the top story, the only story on the ansible for days! Every one in the galaxy knows about this!

“Are you kidding? You’re the sixth AI to self-terminate in the last three weeks.”

There was a pregnant pause. The whining noise grew even louder. “W-”

The line went dead. I pressed my hands against my eyes, but I could still imagine what my eyes would’ve seen: a firy, silent explosion. The beehive emptying itself into space.

Someone was screaming hysterically: it took a minute to realize it was me.

Chapter 2

When you find yourself responsible (however indirectly) for the deaths of over fifteen thousand people, you pretty much have two ways to react. You can mourn for a bit, question the things you could have done differently, start seeing a therapist and slowly come to terms with the whole thing and move on, or you can completely break down.

I completely broke down.

Seven hours later, Control found me locked in my quarters, watching the news reports on the disaster in an endless repetition. Billions around the galaxy mourn today as news of the self-termination of the Freighter Leviathan – a food cargo transport carrying over 15,000 crew and passengers – exploded just off the third moon of Triton this afternoon. This is the sixth death of a ship in as many weeks, and experts say just like the others, there is no sign of sabotage or terrorist activity. Galactic Federation officials continue to look for a way to stop the disturbing new trend of ‘self-termination’ affecting the Artificial Intelligences governing our fleet. Local authorities assure us that no one on Triton III was harmed, as the antimatter blast effectively vaporized the ship and its occupants. No escape pods were launched from the craft prior to detonation.

No escape pods. The words kept running through my head as they strapped me down and forced sedatives into me, as I thrashed and struggled to break free. I pictured them all – men, women and children – trapped like rats on a sinking ship. Leviathan gave them just enough time to panic and not enough to say goodbye.

I don’t know how long I slept.

When I awoke, my quarters were cleaner than they had been since I moved in. The stale food was gone, my knick-knacks were all arranged, and my clothes had been sorted into neat little piles. It was shocking enough that for a moment I didn’t remember what had happened – I just stared at the cleanness of it all.

Of course, unfortunately, we always remember.

After I spent the requesite time clutching my face in horror and screaming, I got ready to plan my day. First I showered, then got a fresh change of clothes. The fabric felt good against my skin. I tossed the suit I had been wearing on the floor – time to start building that mess up again. It was a temptation to fish the remote control out of wherever Control had left it after they’d cleaned and flip the television on, but I resisted. There were many things I wasn’t quite ready to face yet, and a bland recounting of the Leviathan disaster was one of them. I’d gotten enough bubble-headed, bleached blonde newscaster to last a lifetime.

The indictator light on my phone flickered. Someone tried to call me while I was out. I tapped the top of the phone and pulled my hands apart in an easy gesture, like spreading out a tablecloth. A list of missed calls hung in mid-air (along with date and time), and scanning the list, I found what I had been hoping to see.

Grayson.

I grinned – I didn’t know I was still capable of grinning! “Phone, call Grayson,” I whispered.

Of course, Grayson would know by now about the Leviathan disaster. It was all over the news, as I could personally attest to. I wondered to myself: was he calling because he knew it had been me that took the call? Or because he was worried that it might have been? Would Control tell a thing like that to someone’s fiancee?

Grayson and I had met in college, and fallen head-over-heels for each other instantly. We were inseparable, perfect for each other. Well, he was perfect for me, in any case. Most of our friends didn’t get the connection at first: what was an Engineering student near the top of his class doing romancing a mediocre Art History major like me, anyway? But we complemented each other well: we were probably the only college couple in history whose grades actually improved after we got together. Grayson had been there for me through good times and bad, and the day he left for his assigment to the Snoqualmie was the saddest one in our lives. It was only a five-year term, then he could come back to the home planets and use his resume and connections to get a job with a major corporation that could support us both. In the meantime, I found a job that paid the bills working AI Voice Support: an interstellar chat program that assisted the Artificial Intelligences running the fleet on the rare occasion they needed a human mind’s opinion on an issue. The day I waved him goodbye as he got on the shuttle in Port Richmond, he ran back and gave me a kiss I can still feel today, and told me everything was going to be just fine. And it was.

Until the AI’s decided to start killing themselves.

“You know, I tried,” I said through the sniffles. “I started off going by the book, and I could just see that it wasn’t working, and I thought to myself, ‘What would Grayson do?’”

Grayson laughed. This was our private joke: anytime either of us was in a situation and we weren’t sure how to proceed, or if were in a moral dilemma, we just asked ourselves ‘what would my fiancee do?’, and the answer was clear. Some people tried to model their decisions after a religious leader, Grayson and I needed to look no farther than each other.

I want to say a few words about Blue Oyster Cult.

         I can’t fathom the series of political, economic, and sociocultural events that must’ve led towards the unexpected platinum status Blue Oyster Cult suddenly enjoyed in the mid-1970’s. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love BÖC. The fact that i’m comfortable abbreviating it “BÖC” and go out of my way to use the umlaut over the ‘O’ should tell you that. They put out 4-6 (largely depending on who you talk to) fantastic albums of science fiction hard rock on topics as diverse as the woe of telepathic beings (who happen to be on fire), the horror of discovering lips where lips should not be, and the awesomeness of telescopes and the places they come from. They’re a band that had a unifiying multi-album concept involving space aliens and a secret government Men In Black-derivative, and a ballad about the power of love and distance. The dichotomy is staggering – like seeing Steppenwolf play songs about flying elves. This was a band who would let anyone, ANYONE, write their lyrics. Micheal Moorcock took up the offer and wrote a bunch of lyrics about Elric of Melnibone and his fantasy adventures, and you know what they did? They fuckin’ wrote Black Blade. Their fat, ancient manager gave them a bunch of poetry he wrote about wind and the beach and lonliness, and it became goddamn Astronomy – a song so badass Metallica routinely plays it as an encore in concert. These are people who know who Jack Vance is, and people who know who Jack Vance is generally do not sell millions of records and get their songs played ad nauseum on the radio playlist, right between Steve Miller’s “Take the Money and Run” and “Rhiannon” by Fleetwood Mac. They called themselves Blue Oyster Cult, for Chrissakes – and that was less embarassing than the name they originally went with. I’m amazed that anyone who wasn’t playing D&D in a smoke-filled basement in 1976 listened to them, yet that year Agents of Fortune went multi-platinum. Blue Oyster Cult pretty much makes me question everything I knew about the music industry and how it works.

        My first exposure to Blue Oyster Cult was like most of my exposure to the ‘classic rock’ of the 60’s and 70’s – it came from digging through my Dad’s record collection. My dad had exactly one BÖC record (oddly enough, the most frequent artist among his records is a tie between Bob Seger and Pink Floyd), 1981’s Fire of Unknown Origin. This is fairly well-known as the album with “Burnin’ For You” on it (it’s also known as being the last BÖC album that managed to be both not-live and not-shitty at the same time), but my favorite song was immediately the Moorcock-penned “Veteran of the Psychic Wars,” which I was too young at the time to realize was about acid burnouts, not awesome psychic ninjas. With its sad falling-rain synthline and digital string section, it straddled the line between gothy new-wave ballad and Vangelis instrumental (I was really into Blade Runner at the time). After that, it was inevitable that I seek out their discography, especially as my discovery of them and other hard rock/metal acts dovetailed with my discovery that music can be procured over the internet for free. If anybody read this and actually had their interest piqued in listening to some BÖC, I personally recommend Secret Treaties as a good starting point. It’s probably their most consistent album (consistency is not their strong suit – their albums were frequently weird, and we’re talking Frank Zappa weird not Genesis weird), and it has their best closing song (the aformentioned ‘Astronomy’).

        I think what I like about Blue Oyster Cult (besides having the best song titles ever) is that they were kind of secret nerds. Their ‘hits’ were all corporate rock knock-offs and standard power-ballads, but their albums were stuffed with the kind of through-the-wormhole phantasmagoria that only reading a lot of drugged-out 70’s science fiction can give a person. They’re those slick, self-assured nerds who go and get drunk at parties and talk to girls with a copy of Stranger in a Strange Land tucked in their back pockets, and they’re the kind of nerd that every present-day nerd secretly thinks that they are. We should remember them more for that than for a stupid cowbell sketch. We should remember the Sabbath-riffs, the off-kilter lyrics and song titles, and sense of otherworldliness that no other band has been able to maintain while being inexplicably radio-friendly. I’m making a career of evil. Oh yeah.

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Weird Scenes Inside the Dry Well

I’m not quite sure how I feel about “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.” Maybe it’s because the book itself is so difficult to classify: on one level, it’s a story of one man’s not-so-Herculean effort to save his failing and loveless marraige, on another it’s a confession of Japan’s most mismanaged and atrocity-filled World War II campaign, and on a bizarre third plane it’s the narrator’s Phillip K. Dick styled dream-quest to keep the Eastern version of Buster Friendly (embodied by his sinister politician brother-in-law) from claiming and corrupting Japan’s psychic soul. Mild-mannered, just-shy-of-middle-aged Toru Okada lives a quiet life in a Japanese suburb with his uncommunicative wife, Kumiko, who has been slowly drifting away from him emotionally and financially. Rather than become agitated by his wife’s increasing absence, Toru grows ever more indifferent to his circumstances, quitting his job and becoming as much like a stone at the bottom of a pond as possible. One day, their cat (a very special cat linked to a romantic moment in their relationship) goes missing. Soon after this, Toru’s wife disappears, and Toru begins getting calls from a psychic his wife hired to locate the cat, as well as a mysterious woman attempting to engage him in phone sex. What occurs is an epic spanning forty years of Japanese history, involving a chosen one (complete with special mark), a grand conspiracy to hide Manchurian atrocities, and protracted periods of the narrator sitting in a well travelling mentally through the dreamscape of the Japanese collective unconscious.

My only experience with Murakami prior to this was the much shorter, coming-of-age story Norwegian Wood and in Wind-Up Bird Murakami has crafted a denser tale, filled to the brim with colorful and bizarre characters while maintaining that state of detached Japanese malaise that gives the novel an almost sarcastic edge and keeps it from crossing over into High Fantasy territory. I never realized someone could sound so bored when having adventures involving psychic prostitutes, secret World War II massacres, and a well that lets you cross into other dimensions, but I get the feeling Murakami is playing with the Japanese conscience in ways I can’t quite follow. Some moral thrusts are obvious, like two chapters comparing the absurd slaughter of zoo animals with the absurd slaughter of Manchurian troops in the same zoo, but even in the midst of discovering horrible truths about his wife and his country’s history, Toru remains a frustratingly placid, impassive narrator.

I read back over that paragraph and it frankly makes it sound like I hated this book, so let me get this out for the record – it was actually pretty fantastic. It’s frequently hilarious, touching, and although the first part of the book has a great deal of setup time to get it’s various plot threads moving, once it gets going it takes off like a big-ass bird (to steal a phrase from Stephen King) and kept me flipping pages wondering what apocalyptic ending it was moving towards. Several of the scenes will remain in your head for long after you put the book down and leave it’s colorful labyrinth of wonders. I have “Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World” sitting in my to-read pile, and i’m excited to see what else Murakami has cooked up. Up next though, a shorter, pallet-cleansing comedy novel, “Pygmy” by Chuck Palahniuk. It looks hilarious, but i’ll let you know how it goes.

Who I am, and what i’m doing here (and why I have a burger on the wall).

The story so far:

My name is Greg. Sometime ago, I decided that this year I was going to read at least one book a week for the entire year 2010. (Since it was March when I decided this, it looked like quite a challenge.) Thankfully, I work 10-hour shifts at a call center where I pretty much do nothing but read between calls, and have gotten more-or-less caught up with where I should be at this point. When I started this, I tended to write short, snappy reviews of whatever I was reading in my Facebook status, but this has turned out to be insufficient space to talk about some of the books i’ve finished. So, i’m starting this blog. I’m going to attempt to write at least something about every book I finish (even if it is more on the Stephen King side of things), and maybe write about some of the books i’ve already finished that I found interesting. I like science fiction a lot (although i’m pretty snobby about what science fiction), and i’m always on the look out for suggestions of books outside my normal comfort zone to read. My current list of finished books is pretty low-brow (reading between calls and all), so i’d love something more thought-provoking.

As of June 15th, 2010 i’ve read the following books:

1. “A People’s History of the United States”, Howard Zinn
2. “Under the Dome”, Stephen King
3. “100 Years of Solitude”, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
4. “Desperation”, Stephen King
5. “Needful Things”, Stephen King
6. “The Talisman”, Stephen King and Peter Straub
7. “Otherland, Volume One: City of Golden Shadow”, Tad Williams
8. “The Sorcerer’s House”, Gene Wolfe
9. “Salem’s Lot”, Stephen King
10. “Death Rat!”, Michael J. Nelson
11. “Norwegian Wood”, Haruki Murakami
12. “Free Live Free”, Gene Wolfe
13. “Dead Beat”, Jim Butcher
14. “Batman: The Killing Joke”, Alan Moore
15. “Altered Carbon”, Richard K. Morgan
16. “Magician: Apprentice”, Raymond E. Feist
17. “Pirate Freedom”, Gene Wolfe
18. “The Big Sleep”, Raymond Chandler
19. “The Man Who Was Thursday”, G.K. Chesterton
20. “The Eyes of the Overworld”, Jack Vance
21. “Cugel’s Saga”, Jack Vance
22. “Masters of Doom”, David Kushner
23. “We Have Always Lived in the Castle”, Shirley Jackson
24. “Forbidden Knowledge: The Gap Into Vision”, Stephen R. Donaldson
25. “The City and the City”, China Mieville
26. “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle”, Haruki Murakami

P.S. I’m going to do something about that header image soon.